On Today's Don Geronimo Show

You can see, I was as hot in the
eighties as I am today folks.

Oh folks, I am so excited. We have a full show today. 

I will be taking your calls and calling you idiots (why do so many idiots call me?) and of course I'll be doing funny voices and saying "Balls on chin" throughout but here's the official schedule. 

I hope we get to everything.


12noon - 12:45: Self congratulating with overdone laugh track by studio cronies
12:45 - 1:15: Slobber over most recent guest from Good Day Sacramento (They don't suck anymore. Now I like them. By the way, watch me on Good Day Sacramento, mornings)
1:15 - 1:30: Very sincere and heartfelt talk about cancer and/or orphaned doggies
1:30 - 3:30: Talk to wife about decorating choices and what's for dinner tonight
3:30 - 4:00: Fart noises, "Winning" and playing funny youtube videos