My Choice

Just a quick note to make sure you all know that I left my Nationally Syndicated Radio Show The Don and Mike Show by choice. It was my decision. Okay, just making sure we're clear on that. Carry on.

Sick...

I'm sick today so we'll have to skip the schedule and play a best of but don't worry I have an awesome clip of me slobbering all over Tom Green while annoying the shit out of him by not being aware of anything he's done in the last ten years even as I claim to be his biggest fan. It's great. You'll love it. Excuse me... sorry... just a minute...
Had to puke. Sorry. Damn, would've loved to have gotten that recorded for the show. We'll have to replace the Sheen soundbites eventually, I mean, not anytime soon, but eventually.
Anyway, Tom Green, yeah. We do talk about his ball cancer. God I love ball cancer. It lets me talk about cancer, which I love, shows my human side, but it also lets me talk about balls. Ball cancer is radio gold.

On Today's Don Geronimo Show

You can see, I was as hot in the
eighties as I am today folks.

Oh folks, I am so excited. We have a full show today. 

I will be taking your calls and calling you idiots (why do so many idiots call me?) and of course I'll be doing funny voices and saying "Balls on chin" throughout but here's the official schedule. 

I hope we get to everything.


12noon - 12:45: Self congratulating with overdone laugh track by studio cronies
12:45 - 1:15: Slobber over most recent guest from Good Day Sacramento (They don't suck anymore. Now I like them. By the way, watch me on Good Day Sacramento, mornings)
1:15 - 1:30: Very sincere and heartfelt talk about cancer and/or orphaned doggies
1:30 - 3:30: Talk to wife about decorating choices and what's for dinner tonight
3:30 - 4:00: Fart noises, "Winning" and playing funny youtube videos